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 Betreff des Beitrags: Why God doesn't have a Ph.D.
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Why God doesn't have a Ph.D.

Here you can find the reasons:



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1) He had only one major publication.
2) It was in Hebrew.
3) It had no references.
4) It wasn't published in a referreed journal.
5) Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6) It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7) His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8) The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9) He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his
subjects.
11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12) Some say he had his son teach the class.
13) He expelled his first two students for learning.
14) He rarely came to class, and he just told students to read the book.
15) Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his
tests.
16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.


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16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.


Only too true! :cool:

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12) Some say he had his son teach the class.



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10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his
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11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12) Some say he had his son teach the class.
13) He expelled his first two students for learning.


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13) He expelled his first two students for learning.


Not nice! :teufel

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10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his
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Not nice, either! :cool:

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And here from anouther source:

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Why God never received a PhD.

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10.When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13.Some say he had his son teach the class.
14.He expelled his first two students for learning.
15.Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

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Freund der Stewarts, Herrscher über Caithness, Orkney and Shetland,
Fürst der Fair Isle und der nördlichen Nordsee, Lord of Inverness,
gefürsteter Herzog von Drumnadrochit, Blairgowrie and Dunkeld


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